

Why don't you fuck naked?" "I never disrobe before gunplay." Garden, and then beating her into unconsciousness. The harlot (still naked) out the front door and into the This is a movie that has a woman catching her fiance in the midst of anĪct of infidelity, pulling the naked interloper off of her man, pushing This is a movie in which a man kills a half-dozen assassins who burst into his room, dodging their bullets while returning uncannily accurate fire with his own pistol, all while still penetrating the woman he's having sex with. By all accounts, the 2008 financial crisis is the worst fiscal disaster to strike the world since the Great Depression, but it did have one positive outcome, one small flicker of joy in an otherwise catastrophic event: It left Nicolas Cage so broke that he's willing to appear in crap like this.Īnd since Cage's name retains a vestige of prestige, his involvement meant Drive Angry was given an Empire-wide release.


But when left to their own devices, they tend to go so far over the top they end up dodging low-flying aircraft. Cage, like fellow scenery-chewers Al Pacino and Richard Burton, are capable of strong performances when reined in. Yes, Nicolas Cage, a man who is no stranger to this blog and will no doubt continue to make appearances in the future. And I know who we can thank for that: His Cageness. I sat aghast, unable to believe grindhouse fair like this got a theatrical release without the names Quentin Tarantino or Robert Rodriguez attached. It can't be helped, though the movie is full of it.ĭrive Angry is half of the best B-movie in recent years. Warning: This entry contains much stronger language than is usually found on this blog.
